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| Pants1.wmvTue, 02 Dec 2008 12:41:10 -0800 by dryridgetoyotaDry Ridge Toyota will Beat the Pants Off Any Deal. Yes. You read correctly! Dry Ridge Toyota is so proud to beat the pants off our competition that we wanted to tell everybody. In this commercial we also offered up free Toyota oil changes in exchange for some 'new' pants! Related: toyota used certified dry ridge kentucky | |
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| HHWC~!~[[Chapter 44 "What is THIS?!"]]Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:35:43 -0800 by JessLovesJB19PLEASE tell people to sub to me I habe 93 subberz I need to make it to 100!!Recaap--Jamie sang a song about Joseppph lol~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~!~After the concert with Kevin and Tess~!~**Walks into the hotel room**Tess--Pheww im tiredd. **Falls on the bed**Kevin--Psshh,, Im wide awake **stands on the bed,, hovering over Tess**Tess--This feels akward becuase your right over me.Kevin--Well if this is akward **lays on the bed and pulls Tess ontop of him,, so her legs are on either sides of him** This must be really uncomfortable.Tess-- **leans down** Its pretty comfortable to me.[[Starts kissing him and immidiatley bites Kevins bottom lip. He lets her in and they kiss for what seemed like forever,, Deepening it every second. Kevin starts kissing her neck and he hits her sweet spot,, cauasing her to moan. She felt a smile spread across his face. She pulled away and Kevin helped her pull her shirt off,, revealing a lacy blue bra.]]Kevin--Nice **smiles**Tess--Than ks **goes to his ear** Lets see whats under your shirt **bites his earlobe and flips him over,, he takes off his shirt,, showing his abs. Tess immideatly rubbs them up and down**Tess--Hmm,, Nice.Kevin--Thankss. [[They went back to kissing for a couple minutes and Tess slides her pants off,, she was wearing boy short underwear with stars on them [[LOL]]Kevin--Its my lucky day **smiles YET AGAIN! lol**Tess--**notices he wants to go farther and they cant do this**Kevin--**kissi ng her neck**Tess--mhmm KevinKevin--**muffle d**mhhmTess--We cant do this mhhhmKevin--Why not??Tess--Becuase we got angry with our 16 year old siblings for it. What kind of role models would we be if we did this??Kevin--Aww Man!Tess--We can still make out though,, Im sure good role models can make out **smiles**Kevin--Goo d enough,, for nowMAKEOUT!!~!~Joe and Jamie~!~Jamie--Here **hands Joe Pillows and a blanket**Joe--What is this?!Jamie--Your sleeping on the couchJoe--WHAT?!Jami e--You could sleep on the couch or the balcony,, just make sure you sleep near the edge ok? **walks out** Joe--WERE NOT MARRIED YOU CANT KICK ME OUT OF MY OWN ROOM Jamie--**throws his straightener at him and it hits him in the nose**Joe--O shit ahh!!!!Jamie--Joe you ok??Joe--NO YOU BROKE MY FUCKING NOSE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~xoJessii Related: brothers cassie fanfic jamie jesslovesjb19 joe jonas kevin love nick ojd omj onetruemedia story tess bad boy | |
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| guys and girls cant just be friends chapter 4 part 4Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:20:12 -0800 by xJonasObsession3xIm actually kind of running our of ideas. So if you can help me.. ThanksAnd ill give you credit for helping too ;)Jessica: Well.. actually never mindKevin: Whats wrong?Jessica: Nothing. It just has something to do with my nightmares.Kevin: Well tell me. I could help Jessica: Fine!.. Theres a reason me and Em and Kassy live with our mom Kevin: Whats that?Jessica: Well.. My dads a lunaticKevin: What?Jessica: Yea.. He tried to kill us before and we just took off one night and left him. He actually almost got me onceKevin: He killed you? *he raised one eyebrow*Jessica: No.. he stabbed meKevin: Are you kidding me?Jessica: I wish.. He never approved of me or my sisters having boyfriends and when I brought one to the house to hang around he just started yelling at me and hitting me and stuff. Hes a stupid drunk.Kevin: Yea I see that.. why didnt you tell me before?Jessica: It never seemed like that big a big deal. Kevin: Well well deal with this tomorrow. *he kissed her* I love you.Jessica: I love you to.*They both fell asleep and Jessica was fine. Kevin cuddled up to Jessica more and she felt safe.*~~~In the Morning~~~*Mr. and Mrs. Jonas were sitting at the kitchen table eating. Joe and Emily came down. Nick and Kassy fell asleep on the couch and walked in. Jessica and Kevin were the last ones. Jessica sat on the couch and watched tv. She wasnt hungry*Kevin: Umm. Emily.. Kassy can I talk to you for a sec?Emily: *she looked at Kassy then shrugged* I guess..*They walked out into the living room and sat on the couch. Kevin sat in between Jessica and Emily. Kassy sat on the other couch with her arms crossed waiting for Kevin to talk*Emily: Well?Kevin: Well.. This has something to do with Jessica.. and you two.Kassy: What are you our mom?Kevin: No. But it has something to do with your dad.*The girls eyes opened and Jessica hit her head back on the couch and closed her eyes.*Emily: W..what about our dad..?Kevin: Well Jessica told me last night. Im not gunna be all up in your faces but did he try to hurt you?*Emily stood up not saying a word and walked back in the kitchen and walked straight to Joe. She walked straight into him and he wasnt expecting it. He opened his arms and she gave him a huge hug. He could hear her crying a little bit. Nick saw and shook his head. Emily took Joes hand and took him outside.*Joe: Where are we going?Emily: Out.Joe: Out where?Emily: I dont know. AnywhereJoe: Well Im okay with that but can you stop for a second?Emily: WhyJoe: Because im still in my boxers Emily!*Thank god they were just in the front yard. Emily looked down and giggled. He was only wearing his boxers. He had no shirt on and it was cold out.*Emily: Go change. Ill be waiting*She twirled him around like a barbie doll and pushed him in the house. She sat on the porch waiting.*~~~Inside~~ ~Joe came back in the house and Kevin, Jessica, Kassy, and Nick were all in the kitchen. Joe ran upstairs and changed. He had dark blue skinny jeans and a black t-shirt. He grabbed his jacket then stopped when he heard Nick calling himJoe: What?Nick: Where are you going?Joe: Out. Nick: Well were leaving soon. Joe: Were going to the park Nick. Just tell mom and dad to come get us when your ready to go.Nick: Fine!*He walked back in the kitchen and Joe walked outside*Emily: What took so long *she joked*Joe: Pants, NickEmily: Ahh. Well lets goJoe: Where?Emily: *she smiled and took Joes hand. They headed off down the street*Where were they going?Will they open up about there dad. Related: jonas brothers | |
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| Broadway - C10 P1Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:09:55 -0800 by CoBaStoriesNick: i sat her down and looked at her. she slept in my lap. she looked beautiful. i reached down and rubbed her cheek with my thumb. she woke up and yawned* Sam: mmm Nick? *she said sitting up and rubbing her eyes. other hand on her belly.* Nick: sorry Sam: mm its ok. what were you doing? Nick: watching you sleep Sam: oh.... thanks Nick: your beautiful Sam:*she smiled and looked at her stomach* Nick:*after a long pause. he made that thinking face (AN you know what it looks like!!) and tapped her shoulder. she looked up* wanna do it? Sam: WHAT!? Nick: what? your already pregnant. *shrugged* and im horny!! Sam: w- Nick!? Nick: what, im hornier than Joe on a Friday night by himself! you gotta do me!! Sam: well.... what if it hurts the baby?? Nick: umm it wont.... ? Sam: ok! *she jumped on me and started kissing me all over* Nick: mm ok right there! ohh... oh wait... umm Sam: what?? lets keep going!! Nick: umm what if it DOES hurt the baby? Sam: ummmm i dont know. but.. Nick: we should find out *he winked and started kissing her again* Nick:*continues to kiss her* Sam:*make sit turn into a makeout session while rubbing him through him through his pants, and can tell he is getting excited* Nick:*gets really turned on, and then lets go of the kiss, and then rips off her shirt and bra, and starts biting her nipples* Sam:*moaining* ughhhhhhhh, nickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Nick:*goes down her stomach and then to her waist, and slowly pulls off her pants, and kisses down and then goin her underwear, and then moves her panties out of the way, and then starts to lick her clit hard and fast, and then he fingers her* Sam:*moaning really loud* ugh!!!!!!! omggggggg nickkkkkkkkkkkkkk Nick:*moves away from her pussy and pulls off his pants and boxers and puts on a condom and goes inside of her, and he was slowly picking up the pase and going faster* Sam:FASTER! HARDER!!!!!!!! Nick:whats my name Sam:Nick!! Nick:what is it? Sam:NIck!!! Nick:i still didnt hear you? Sam:NICk!!!! Nick:what did you say Sam:NICK!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! Nick:thats better *goes out of her* Sam:*gets on her knees and starts to suck his dick, really fast and good* Nick:*about to cum (btw the condom was taken off), and then he cums and falls down on the bed exhausted* Sam:*lays next to nick on the bed*Nick: that,.. was.... the... best thing... i have..... EVER... done... and it was you *he said with a crooked smirk* Sam: oh how cheesey*she smiled and kissed him* ohh... ow.. *she grabbed her stomach. it barely sticking up* ow, Nick. it hurts... Nick: ohmygawd the baby!? Sam: yess!! ow! ok... calm down.. Nick: its ur fault.. Sam: what!? you wanted to do it!! Mr. Horn Dog!! Nick: you said it wouldnt hurt the baby!! Sam: im sorry ok!? just! ow! do something!! Nick:*jokingly reached for her pussy* Sam: AND I DONT MEAN ME!! Nick:*laughed* ok ok im sorry. come on!! *he picked me up, still naked. i ran downstairs. Kevin covered his eyes* Kevin: wtf man!? i didnt want to see your- Nick: somethings wrong with the baby!!! Kevin: WHAT?! om my gosh what could be- oh god you two did it didnt you?? Nick:*proud* why yes we did. more than once. Joe: omg!! whats wrong with the baby!? Girls: lets goo!!! Nick(i grabbed our clothes and jumped into the car. we put them on and rushed to the hospital) Sam: ow!! Related: nickjizhott12 cobastories c10 p1 | |
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| Del Taco Advertisement 2008Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:57:30 -0800 by advertisementmaniaDel Taco Advertisement 2008Del Taco Lady: Can I help you?Customer: I dont know (Stare at Classic Combo Deal) Thats a lot of food..Customer: Should I?Warrior: Do it!Bee Man: Do it!Foreign Warrior: Put on big boy pants. Do it!Customer: I do it!Announcer: Go Bold with the $2.99 Classic Combo DealClassic Taco with double the meat, double the freshly grated cheese.Del Combo Burrito packed with small corned beans.Season taco meet a signature red source. Plus a drink. Beat that for $2.99.Del Taco go bold or go home. Related: tv advertisement advertising commercials del taco classic combo deal burrito | |
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| Joe Jonas #2 Video! 12/2/08Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:57:18 -0800 by JoeJonasismine4ever0Joe Jonas, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, And Of Course With Joe Is the Jonas Brothers!!! Song Is "Hold On." The Jonas Brothers are soooooooooo SEXY With there tight Pants!!! Lol everyone likes the JB how can u not?!?! Comment, Rate, And Sub! View My channel, and add me as a friend I accept all friend invites! ~~JoeJonasismine4eve r0 Jemi is awesome! :D Related: brothers demikevin joe jonas nick onetruemedia selena | |
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| high school party.Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:44:34 -0800 by boburnhamthis is a music video i made for my ep. its on itunes in HD. i meant to post this earlier. enjoy!music and lyrics by bo burnhamHigh School party, senior yearBoys and girls are all sippin on beerI like soda, wheres the sodaAm I the only fucking person here that likes sodaI see you from across the crowdI said the party is bumpin and the music is loudYoure really drunk and youre looking sadIts like a date rape adGirl, then we start to dance andGirl, baby this is romanceGirl, Im starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pantsGirl, youre bodies like what conjunction junction, thats a fine ass butIm like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin til you get to the nutAnd I saidLets rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the blockEither way girl, were taking a walk(wok)nothing?You re going to love me the way my uncle didExcept youre not gonna to go to court for doin itBe a guillotine or my girl insteadEither way, youre giving me headIm gonna love you the right wayShorty with a body looking hotty when I sayGirlWhen I say girlWe go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughterWhys it called dry humping if I always need a towel afterYou spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healedEven though youre yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealedWere both aware of my erectionYou ask if I have protectionI say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bitGirl GirlInsert a euphemismA sexy mental prismIncrease my pelvic rhythmFor you with my syllogismI know your body and I know how to please yaDont thank me, thank wikipedia Guys dont go down, well I am-What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagramOoh did you feel that, that was an educated guessOoh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my badHigh school party, senior yearNone of that happened cause I wasnt invitedhm Related: high school boburnham bo burnham song highscool party girl | |
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